Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Financial Fair Play aka Communism

This article will probably be a bit less focused. I'd like to have another whinge, but, to be fair, there are multiple sides to the argument. So though I know what side I come down on, I understand that it's not palatable to most people ..for one obvious reason.

That, in my world, football clubs would be allowed to go out of business.

I know. No one wants this. But the alternative isn't great either ..and it looks like the Soviet Union.

A little example..

I'll use a pub. (Perhaps an ironic example, as pubs are going out of business - every day - and the powers-that-be are not so bothered.)

Anyhow, let's say you own a pub. Now let's also say you have a little windfall. Let's say you inherit £30,000 from some distant great-aunt who's died. You then think, "Ah, I'll use this money to invest in my pub. To make it better. Expand the business."

However, then some bureaucrat comes along and says, "Sorry, you can't spend that money on your pub. No, no, no. It wouldn't be fair on the pub down the road."

You then say, "But it's my money. I want to invest it in something worthwhile. In my business - my life's passion. I don't just want to waste it on another holiday or leave it sitting in a bank. Plus, what about that mega-pub in town. They spent £100,000 improving their premises."

"Ah, yes, you see," replies the bureaucrat, "But the mega-pub makes a lot more money than your pub. So they can afford to spend more money."

"But I can afford to spend the money too," you plead, "I have it there in my bank account. How will my pub ever become a mega-pub if I'm not allowed to invest it?"

"No, these are the rules. You can't spend it. It just wouldn't be fair."


This is basically what the financial fair play rules say to football clubs.

Now, in defence of such rules, they did come about to stop clubs from going out of business. Plus, my example is obviously a bit of an oversimplification. We've seen countless examples of clubs going into administration over the years, so the problem is certainly real. Clubs were spending and borrowing too much money, in order to compete with other clubs, and falling into arrears. So, in this case, it's understandable that people were saying "Something Must Be Done!".

So the rules are partly there to make sure clubs don't spend and borrow beyond their means, but they're also there to stop clubs that have the means from spending so much that it's unfair on other clubs.

It sounds nice in theory, however, in my opinion, it's just not how the world works. Firstly, the world is always going to be unfair. You can't regulate that away. The mega-clubs (and mega-pubs in my example) already have a huge advantage that just ends up entrenched by the rules.

Secondly, it's competition and the fear of going out of business that pushes businesses to make good economic decisions. So, in the long run, though it seems fairer, it just makes it more likely that the entire footballing economy will tank. It's like comparing a communist economy, where the state manages everything, to a capitalist economy, where companies are free to take risks and potentially go out of business. Generally the capitalist economies do better overall. It's not nice when a company goes out of business, of course, especially for the employees, but sometimes things go out of business. That's life.

Sure, this is another oversimplification. There are arguments both ways, and most countries tend to have a mix of something in between, but still, football, and the Premier League in particular, was a very successful export long before these rules came about. We need to be careful not to kill the golden goose.

People talk about a football club going out of business like it's a hospital closing down. But they're not hospitals. No one's dying. It's not the NHS. It's a game. So a bit of perspective would be handy.

(I've ended up having the whinge I wanted to have 😁 Again, I'm being a tad unfair, as fans want their teams to be ambitious and to compete, yet they also get upset if that ambition leads to financial issues. So football governing bodies (and politicians that get involved in the debate) are trying to give fans what they want ultimately. A world where a club can never go out of business.)

I think I'm definitely in the minority on this one. The rules just seem insane to me though. As a child I used to sometimes dream of becoming rich and buying a football club. It'd be a bit pointless now. Why would you bother? Personally I think the super-rich owners have been good for football. Abramovich buying Chelsea (..and no, I'm not getting into the wider politics there, lol) turned a two horse Premier League title race into a three horse race. Likewise, the turnaround of Manchester City has been remarkable and memory-filled.

Newcastle could be doing similar things today with their Saudi owners, but, typical Newcastle, they got the money just as the bureaucrats turned up to stop them spending it. It would've been good for the north-east, but apparently it's fairer this way.

(Finally, there's an argument that the fair play rules weren't just brought about to save clubs, but also had the aim of clipping the wings of the Premier League - which was becoming too wealthy and dominant for UEFAs liking. I can imagine there's some truth in this, so it's worth noting, but I spend enough time bashing Europe when it comes to the EU, so I'll try to leave it out of my football whinging.)

The Epidemic of Defenders Diving

I said in my last post that I'd probably be back in August. However, here I am, back again after barely two days. This time it's not fantasy related though. It's just football in general.

I recently posted a few articles on Substack.

One on my recent trip to Wembley and the Southampton 'spygate' shenanigans.



The other about the handball rule.



My writing style is a little different on there. It's a bit more substacky, for want of a better word. Either way, the general topic of these articles is my annoyance with how bureaucracy is ruining our beautiful game.

Anyway, I have a little more to say, but as these thoughts are bit more meandering I thought I'd post them here. Where things can be a little less substacky.

Defenders Diving

The first thing I want to have a bit of a whinge about is defenders diving.

You see it multiple times every game. A defender's in possession of the ball, perhaps somewhere near one of their own corner flags. An opposing player is putting them under pressure. There's the slightest of physical contact (sometimes zero contact) and the defender drops to the floor. The ref's whistle blows. Free kick to the defender.

It's diving. Pure and simple. And it drives fans mad, as not only does it stop the game, it rewards cheating and punishes the hard work and tenacity of the attacker.

Contrast it to when an attacking player dives. Free kick to the defender. Yellow card to the attacker.

Even if there is a foul on the attacker the bar for a free kick in their favour is way higher too (partly because it leads to a penalty if it's in the box, which naturally changes the equation a little, but still, there's a massive double standard).

I don't want to sound like a "Back In My Day" old man, but it seems to illustrate how the game has became more dishonest thanks to all the modern rules, not less dishonest.

Attackers are generally a bit more clever and wily than defenders - after all, they're trying to unpick defences and sneak into the goal - so they're the sort of people you'd expect to cheat a little. Whereas defenders are supposed to be men's men. Tough, staunch, manning the barricades. Back in my day a defender would've felt embarrassed if they were even accused of diving. It just wasn't the done thing.

In fact, there was a time when it wasn't really something a striker felt too comfortable with either. I can remember when Jurgen Klinsmann first came to the Premier League (I was born in 1982 - so 'back in my day' was basically the 1990s. Not that long ago. Sort of the beginning of the modern era.) That he dived so readily was actually shocking to people at the time. He was hated for it. It was seen as foreign. Un-British. (Though partly thanks to his ironic diving celebration the British public ended up falling in love with him.)

Now we have a world where defenders dive constantly. Multiple times a game. With no shame whatsoever.

And where strikers still want to dive, but can't get away with it. (Unless they're very sneaky in doing it.)

The game's full of sneaks. Yet people talk about fair play more than ever before.

This brings me to my other whinge. Financial fair play. Actually, I've already typed a fair bit here, so I'll leave that one for the next article..

Monday, May 25, 2026

And in the end..

Well, season 25/26 done. Luckily, I had one final green arrow. So I finished at a rank of:

16,689

I feel like I need some fireworks around that number, as it's my highest ever finish. I won't go over how my team done, I think everyone's sick of it at this point. Salah got me six points, which was a nice little send off. So that deserves a mention.

Next season could be a struggle, as I can't imagine I'll have the same amount of luck. Twelve green arrows in a row on this final run in.


I'm not sure if I'll post anything on here over the summer, so it may be a case of see you in August.

Sunday, May 24, 2026

GW38 Deadline Post

Here we are, sat waiting for team news, with an hour or so to go before the GW38 deadline.

As we're waiting I'll share last week's team.

64 points (avg. 53)

Senesi got me four points. Beautiful. And Cherki and Semenyo both got just the one. So that worked out pretty well for me. Captaining Gabriel didn't quite pay off though. Saka or Bruno would've scraped me a few more points.

All in all I ended up with a rank boost of 241. A tiny, teeny-weeny green arrow, but a very welcome one at this stage of the season.

So, anyhow, GW38

Currently my plan is to do Calvert-Lewin to Bowen and Gabriel to Van Dijk. I'll be benching O'Reilly, Trossard and Saka.

This is subject to leaks though.

Making transfers this close to the deadline is uncharted territory for me. Normally, even on the final day of the season, I'm all set by now. Plus, I'm always terrified the fpl site will crash or my internet will go down. Even now, with an hour to go, I'm tempted to just hit the button now.

How long should I wait?

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I don't want Calvert-Lewin this week as I just feel that game will be all West Ham. So switching him out is a nice differential. Bowen is fairly obvious. Van Dijk a bit less so. My thinking here is that I want a Liverpool player this week, and that Van Dijk has been their best fpl asset this season. Mavropanos is tempting. He's similar to Van Dijk, plus West Ham have more to play for. Instinctively I feel like I want Van Dijk though. It's a pure vibe pick (assuming I do go with him).

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I'm thinking I should just make the transfers. Then, if there's any City news I can un-bench O'Reilly if he's starting.

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waiting..

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I'll be captaining Bowen.

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more waiting..

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Haaland benched apparently!

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I could get Salah?

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I'm being brave ..I popped downstairs to make cheese and crackers.

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Okay, half an hour to go. I'm making my transfers. Bowen and Salah in. I feel like I'm being eased into this with the leaks (we've also had a leak that Salah starts now). I don't like the thought that I'm potentially being manipulated with false information, but I can't look a gift horse in the mouth. It's not often I'm in this position toying with the deadline. So let's just go with the flow.


There we go. Apparently O'Reilly is benched too. Calvert-Lewin might be getting one more game for me after all.

I think that means we're just about done.

I'll wait until the deadline to see if my bench needs anymore tweaking, then I'm going in the garden for half an hour to play football with the cat.

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That's not me kicking the cat, lol. I'll be kicking a football in the garden in the glorious sun, as the cat skulks around seeking yet more food and attention. After that little sabbatical I can then settle down to actually watch the football.

Friday, May 15, 2026

And into GW37

As we head into GW37 I'm sitting at 21,224 in rank.

If I could finish here it would be my highest finish ever, so hopefully it doesn't all go the other way in these last two weeks.

..here's how GW35 & 36 went. The Palmer to Saka transfer definitely paid off.

GW35: 76 points (avg. 50)

GW36: 90 points (avg. 65)


For GW37 I've made one transfer: Semenyo to Trossard

That'll leave me with two free transfers for the final week.

Trossard is another eye-test pick. He looked good in the last game, like he really had a strong will to win. Of course, he could not start, or get reduced minutes, but I'm happy to take the risk. The sensible option would've been Saliba, but it felt too boring. I want players with upside. To be fair, with Saliba there is upside. Arsenal should dominate against Burnley, which should mean a clean sheet, plus plenty of corner and free kicks. So a goal for Saliba is far from impossible. (This is why I have Gabriel captain.) I'm just not feeling it though.

My other differential decision follows similar lines. On paper it doesn't make sense to play Senesi against Man City. However, when I think about it it doesn't seem too bad. There's a good chance he'll get defcon - City will score no doubt, but I can't imagine them scoring four or more to wipe that out. So three points is a realistic expectation. Then there's the attacking upside these Bournemouth defenders offer. City's a tough game, but Bournemouth have been good this season. City have the FA Cup final to play too. So I really don't mind it.

Plus, the other defenders I could've brought in weren't especially appealing. Guehi, like Saliba, would've been another boring option, with even less upside. (Hopefully a Senesi assist wipes out his clean sheet.) Looking at teams lower in the league clean sheets aren't too obvious to predict. Tarkowski tempted me a bit with his fixture and goal threat. I don't like the fact they have Spurs on the final day though. So I'll just stick with Senesi and save my transfer.

What I do in that last week is going to be a real conundrum. It's such a lottery on that last day. Clean sheets normally go out of the window, so I want attacking threat in every spot. I'd be surprised if I play both Truffet and Senesi, but at least both fit the mould if I need them. Currently I'm thinking I'll bring Bowen in with one of the transfers. It's very much a case of waiting to see what the league table looks like after GW37 though.

Friday, May 1, 2026

GW35 ..we're at the sharp end of the season now

Well, going into GW35 I've made some bold moves.


Cucurella and Palmer OUT
Gabriel and Saka IN

Obviously, taking out Palmer is a risk, however, when he came on against Leeds in that semi-final he looked so off the pace. Joao Pedro, on the other hand, I thought played quite well. So I'm very much acting on eye-test here.

Again, it's risky, but I needed to free up cash to bring in Gabriel, and I'm going to want more than one Arsenal player over the coming weeks. Saka, if he stays fit, is the choice attacker. I had two free transfers and just the right amount of money. So it feels like the perfect move at the moment. Let's see how it looks by Monday night though.

The other big decision this week is who to bench. In the end I'm playing an extra Bournemouth defender ahead of Gross simply because Crystal Palace played midweek. Plus it's a home fixture. I've went Truffert and Senesi over Hill because the ceiling is a bit higher. These are all close calls. It feels stupid benching Gross given how consistent he's been. Contrariwise, if Bournemouth keep a clean sheet it could be stupid putting him first on the bench.

It's a nice problem to have overall though.

The GW34 Free Hit



The free hit was a bit underwhelming. My 60 points did get me a small green arrow though. I'm now sitting at 51,444.

Given the bench boost in GW33 I'm actually quite happy with my team. It isn't far off what I would've went with anyway. It's literally just Palmer that's worrying me, what with so many other GW33 bench-boosters owning him this week. After that it's just a case of getting another Arsenal player before GW37.

Oh, and I'm just ignoring the Crystal Palace double. Which could be another unwise move, but I'm just not feeling it.

Monday, April 20, 2026

Back With A Blank

I keep promising to get my act together, but only succeed in being more lazy 😅 My last post was two months ago!

However, though I've been lazy with posting, I haven't been lazy with my team. So I'm still having a fairly good season. We're in the middle of DOUBLE GAMEWEEK 33, and on the cusp of BLANK GAMEWEEK 34 - i.e. free hit time.

I'll share both my teams below..

First Up: Bench Boost 33


I'm really pleased with this team. As things stand, halfway through the double, I'm probably about six or seven points behind the average bench boost team. But going into the second round of games I have a few nice little differentials. Most notably the three Bournemouth defenders, along with Hinshelwood and Cucurella.

The first round of games moved me up from around 112k to 74k, so overall it seems to be going well too.

In fact, my record since my last post has been nothing but green. 



GW34 Free Hit


We're looking like this at the moment. The Mbeumo yellow flag has literally just appeared (it's a knock apparently). So that's one change I'll no doubt make over the coming days.

There seems to be a bit of a clamour for Spurs players in the fpl community. The main reason I have Porro is basically that I've copied them. In my first draft that certainly wasn't my instinct though, so that's going to be a tricky one. My instinct is more along the lines of, "Just stick three Arsenal, Liverpool and United players in there."

If Mbeumo is doubtful there aren't too many other United options. Maybe I should just be boring and switch him to Rice. Then I could be could even more true to type and replace Porro with an Arsenal defender.

Still a good few days to decide..